Sunday, December 03, 2006

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW

Before creating my blog, I would often think of all the things I would write about if I had one; now the basic process is completed, my mind has become a total blank. So when in doubt, talk about the weather. And living in a ski resort, weather is of the utmost importance, especially at this time of the year.

THERE IS NO SNOW! Three weeks to Christmas and apart from a sprinkling on the high slopes, the weather remains obstinently sunny and warm. The first 'piste' opened up a fortnight ago, relying heavily on snow cannons, but that is all. The shops are reopening for the season after their autumn hibernation, but apart from the locals who come to ski on the weekend, the village remains desperately empty.

The chalets and flats that are empty for most of the year, are starting to be opened up by an army of cleaning ladies and maintenance people, and there are signs of the first very expensive and utterly non-PC four wheel drive cars invading the village; here of course a 'Chelsea tractor' is almost obligatory (when we have snow) but when I see an enormous Hummer with Geneva licence plates on it, I wonder whether the owner can actually use it in the city - let alone park it.

One of the joys of winter here is that the building work stops - through the spring and autumn the village bristles with cranes and enormous lorries carrying equipment as the locals sell off their land to people who pay millions of Swiss francs to build a chalet that will only be used a couple of weeks in the year.

An architect friend told me the other week that as constructible land has now more or less run out, there are certain unscrupulous architects that I suppose, with a few back-handers, are now getting permission to build on land that is in an avalanche zone. Apparently these chalets are super-reinforced but nothing stops an avalanche. The climate is changing for whatever reason, and this summer we saw avalanches in the mountains and one down in the valley where enormous boulders suddenly hurtled down the mountain for no apparent reason - the one in the valley put the local railway line out of action for three months.

I live in what is called a 'vieux' chalet - the locals say 'vieux' with a slight snarl in their voice - they are for some reason very proud of the expensive chalets with their hammans, jacuzzis and heated driveways (yes, yes!) but then complain bitterly that the local young people can no longer live here as the housing is too expensive. I just hope that my 'vieux' chalet was built by a local with knowledge of the village and if there is an avalanche it won't be swept away!

5 comments:

sciencebod said...

Welcome Louise to the joyous world of bloggers (and this written by the anonymous old grump who placed the Gette-a-Liffe wisecrack on Salut!).

I'm writing this in haste, in response to your email asking if you are operational. Indeed you are, but I haven't had time yet to revel in all the joys of your window on Switzerland.

I'll add you to my links right now.

Happy blogging.

Louise said...

Thank you Colin...were you also the wisecrack that added the Viagra link?!!

sciencebod said...

Not guilty re the second, Louise. The only joke I know about Viagra is the one about it being used in hospitals to prevent old men from rolling out of bed.

Louise said...

Being a basically lazy person, tell me Colin how to add links to my blog - have to add the CR regulars and a few more as I discover them.

sciencebod said...

OK Louise. Fasten your seatbelt.

Go to Layout

(if doing this for first time you may need to go through the routine of choosing a new template, in which case you just re-confirm the one you have already got, which should have a radio button against it already)


Click on Add a Page Element (top of right hand column)

You now see a new Box called Choose a New Page Element

The "widget" for adding a Link is again top right.

Click on ADD TO BLOG

Paste desired link into space lablled New Site URL

Then enter the name in New Site Name which could be the official blog name eg Salut!, or your own eg Colin Randall's blog.

Title at top etc can be be left blank.

Then click on SAVE CHANGES

Then return to Layout box.

You can Preview if you wish, and if you like what you see, press SAVE. If you don't either re-edit, or Clear Edits (it only clears Edits made in the current session, phew!)

It's then a good idea to go straightaway to your blog page and check the link works. A common mistake is finding that http , slashes and colon appear twice !

Let me know if you run into problems.